This is TCGAKKI! Let’s take a look at your current fortune with a blood type and instrument
horoscope by “GYO,” an up-and-coming fortune-teller who appeared out of nowhere (and looks a lot like our store manager)...!!
If you’re Type A
, you have a strong sense of responsibility and, once you decide to do something, you’ll see it through tenaciously no matter what obstacles you face. You might be a bit stubborn, clinging to your own ideas and reluctant to change your mind no matter what others say. For Type
A like you, we recommend the Les Paul Custom. The tenacious sound of mahogany, the sturdy ebony fingerboard, and the color—a raging black—are the perfect match.Now, plug it straight into a Marshall amp and pound out thick riffs from the gut, like a heavyweight train.
If you’re a Type B,
you’re lively and proactive, throwing yourself wholeheartedly into both work and play. Your interests are so wide-ranging that while you get hooked quickly, you also tend to lose interest just as fast. For a Type B like you
, we recommend the Fender Precision Bass. With its single pickup, you can focus on your playing without hesitation, and the rosewood fingerboard expands your musical range.And for those of you who’ve been swept away by the historic sounds of ’60s vintage instruments and have rediscovered the joy of learning from the past—as those classic mid-to-low frequencies wash over you—you’ll surely form a solid bond with your bandmates.
Type O
: You possess a strong will to see things through once you’ve thought them through and made a decision. You’re clear about your likes and dislikes, and you can be indifferent to people you don’t like.
For you, Type O, we recommend the Gibson J-45 acoustic guitar. Don’t worry about the details—just rotate your arm 360 degrees and strum the strings powerfully at 20 rotations per minute. By the time your arm starts vibrating in resonance, the adrenaline in your brain will be on the verge of a nitro explosion.Time it right, ignite the flame, open your mouth wide in a “Q” shape, stick your tongue out about 1.5 cm to the lower left, and shout. The words that come out at that moment are the cry of your heart. Once you know the answer, with tears welling up in your eyes, you’ll say, “Can I do it one more time?”
You
, the Type AB You possess the caution of Type A and the drive of Type B, so you can handle most things with ease. However, you might lack a bit of perseverance, dislike tedious tasks, and be a bit indecisive at times.
For AB types like you, I recommend compact Effector. One moment, you can express your “I’ll go all out when I need to” side by layering a long, subtle delay over distortion that sounds like purple paint dripping down a wall; the next, you can show a different side of yourself—one that says, “Look, I’m like this too”—by adding just a touch of reverb, like foundation makeup, to a chorus that evokes a refreshing May breeze. There’s no doubt people around you will think, “How wonderful!”As you say goodbye, gaze into the distance with a razor-sharp jet phaser and a high-end booster, and pull off a two-and-a-half-note bend on the 1st string, 21st fret. You’ll definitely lose some friends. Or maybe you’ll find an instrument
that suits you even better??
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100% Accuracy!!?? The Rumored Fortune Teller “GYO”’s Blood Type-Based Instrument Diagnosis
