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Let’s check your current fortune with a blood type and instrument horoscope by “GYO,” an up-and-coming fortune-teller who appeared out of nowhere (and looks a lot like our store manager)...!!
If you’re Type A
You have a strong sense of responsibility, and once you decide to do something, you’ll see it through tenaciously no matter what obstacles you face. You can be a bit stubborn, clinging to your own ideas, and you’re not easily swayed by what others say.
For Type A like you, we recommend the Les Paul Custom. The tenacious sound of mahogany, the sturdy ebony fingerboard, and the color—a raging black—are simply the best.Now, plug it straight into a Marshall and pound out thick riffs from the gut, like a heavyweight train.
If you’re a Type B
You’re energetic and proactive, throwing yourself wholeheartedly into both work and play. Your range of interests is so broad that while you get hooked quickly, you also tend to lose interest just as fast.
For you, a Type B, we recommend the Fender Precision Bass.With a single pickup, you can focus on your playing without distraction, and the rosewood fingerboard will expand your musical range. As you lose yourself in the historic sound of vintage ’60s models and rediscover the value of learning from the past, the classic low-to-mid tones will wash over you… With a bass like this, you’ll be able to form a solid partnership with your bandmates.
If you’re Type O
You have a strong will—once you’ve thought something through and made a decision, you’re determined to see it through. You’re clear about what you like and dislike, and you can be a bit indifferent to people you don’t like.
For you, a Type O, we recommend the Gibson J-45 acoustic guitar. Don’t sweat the small stuff—just rotate your arm 360 degrees and strum the strings powerfully at 20 rotations per minute.By the time your arm starts vibrating in resonance, the adrenaline in your brain will be on the verge of a nitro explosion. Ignite it in perfect timing, open your mouth wide into a “Q” shape, stick your tongue out about 1.5 cm toward the lower left, and shout. The words that come out are the cry of your heart. Having found the answer, you’ll say with tears welling up in your eyes, “Can I do it one more time?”
If you’re Type AB
You’re the kind of person who can handle most things well because you combine the caution of Type A with the drive of Type B. However, you might lack a bit of perseverance, dislike tedious tasks, and be a bit indecisive at times.
For someone like you—a Type AB—we recommend a compact Effector.One moment, you’ll express your “I’ll go all out when I need to” side by layering a long, understated delay over distortion that sounds like purple paint dripping down a wall; the next, you’ll add just a touch of reverb—like a light foundation—to a chorus that evokes a refreshing May breeze, showing everyone, “This is another side of me,” which is sure to make people think, “You’re so cool!”Perhaps you’ll find an instrument that suits you
even
better??
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100% Accuracy!!?? The Rumored Fortune Teller “GYO”’s Blood Type-Based Instrument Diagnosis
